Actually ‘fudge packing’ wasn’t on the list, but it remains among my favorite.

Bryan Blake and the folks at Christwire bring us another tutorial on Christian-speak for things that Christians would otherwise find unspeakable. This is the site that not long ago had the less intelligent among the conservative population not realizing it was parody. At this point it’s obvious, but still entertaining.

Among the list (you can read the extensive version here):

1. Sin docking
2. Fecal jousting
3. Reverse deification
4. Cramming the flirt-grill
5. Spearing the chocolate starfish
6. Mud gagging
7. Pumping for Satan oil
8. Fanny frolicking
9. Plowing the fecal farm
10. Poking the rude muscle

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